The Most Random Conversation Ever.

Allegra and I were playing Mario Kart, no surprise there. You can always see us playing that at least once, twice, maybe 20 times a day. We go through and do all of the cups. Several times. Obviously. I'm usually Yoshi and Allegra is Toad. And, while we are playing, we usually grow to hate a couple of the other drivers who aren't us. For instance, Peach is usually a real biotch who likes to fucking bump into you when you both have just been struck by lightning, which, of course, flattens both people. Stupid bitch. Anyway, yesterday, we were sitting around playing, when I blurted out, 'So, do you think Peach likes to take it up the ass? Maybe let Mario and Luigi gang bang her?'

Yeah, I went there. Well, this just totally sparked a whole conversation, which contained Mario fucking Peach up the ass, while Luigi watched with some popcorn, while of course jacking off. Which then prompted Allegra to say that that reminded her of Pee Wee Herman. You know, cuz he was arrested in a porn theatre with his penis exposed. Anyway, then Luigi hit a banana [crap I never know how many nana's to add on to banana. It really is like that Demetri Martin joke. Banan-nope, keep going. bananana-fuck, too many] and then he went 'mama mia!' in like the distressed way, which one of us then said, 'so you think that's what he says when he's cuming?' We spent much time talking about this, in which we discovered that most of the character make some sort of sex noise when th hit somebody or if they get hit. For instance, when Peach shoots something off, like a shell, she goes, "take that!', now imagine, with me, that she is wearing a strap on and fucking mario up the ass with it?

Ok, wow, just reread this, and this totally makes me sound crass and quite frankly perverted. Oh well. You all probably stopped reading long ago. Because, you know, this post was so gross.