Yes, it's true, the Spice Girls have some seriously dirty lyrics. As a kid I never noticed them, I would happily sing along with the sex filled lyrics, not realizing their contents. It really wasn't until like a week ago, when I was driving along the highway, with my friend, singing along to a personal fav of mine, 2 become 1. It was then that I just realized how dirty these lyrics were. Just the chorus is dirty:
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Oh how about this gem:
Are you as good as I remember baby, get it on, get it on
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one
[Chorus]
Ah, oh wow
Ah, oh wow
Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one
It was at this point that my friend and I looked at each other and changed the song. I actually can't believe my mom let me listen to such filth, and when I asked my mom to defend herself she said, and I quote, "Well you didn't know what you were singing, so I let it slide." So what she is saying, is that she knew the content and just let me listen to the music that I wanted to listen to? Is she mad? What self-respecting parent let's their kids choose such things? My mom apparently. Oh well, I still love the Spice Girls, for nostalgia reasons, of course. But they were pretty awesome. Even if all their songs were about sex.
Monday, July 7, 2008
You Know You're Crazy When...
...you're watching a show and you think to yourself, "that actor has the same mouth area as this other actor," which is what I was thinking as I was watching the pilot episode of Mad Men, and the main guy on the show, Jon Hamm (who, fun fact, was in an episode of Gilmore Girls!) totally has the same mouth area as Aaron Eckhart. It's true, at least in my crazed opinion.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Sexy
I was looking through some old pictures, when I noticed a trend: When I was younger I had some questionable taste in clothing, but at the same time I would love to wear some of this stuff now. And apparently I've had like the same hair cut, or at least some variation of it, since I was like 5. And I used to wear hats? What? Now I think I look retarded in a hat, but whatevs. And I used to wear a lot of dresses and things that didn't exactly match but that I know in my 5 year old mind was totally hot with three t's. 
I'm sure there's more pictures, in fact, I know there are, I just have to search through the thousands of pictures that my mom has.What Lives in a Sand Castle?...
...A Sand Witch!
Ok I do not get this joke for the life of me, it was on one of my popsicles, and I was stupid enough to actually read it, what is wrong with me?
Question. Is there such thing as a sand witch and I never heard of it before? Or do they mean like sandwich, but like like a sandWITCH? But why would a sandwich be living in a sand castle? I feel like if they meant like that they would have written it in some that would signify they meant sandwich. For instance, What do cows do for fun? The go to the MOO-vies, ha ha. Man, I think the only real answer is that I just should not read these "jokes"
I don't know, but this has been bugging me for at least a week.
Now one more retarded joke, that I find a little dirrrrty.
When is a pillow like a mug of root beer?
When it has some head on it.
Seriously?
A couple of weeks ago I got a new driver's license, which required a new picture. So my mom and I went to a place where I could get it taken. The lady asked me if there was anything wrong with my information, and I told her that my height was wrong. It said I was 5'4", now while I'm short, I'm not that short. So I told her I was 5'6", and she literally told me that the state didn't care if it until it was 3 inches. 3 inches, are you kidding me? You can't just change it for my sake? Besides that, it's a 2 inch difference, which is like 1 inch away from being 3 inches. It's like 2 inches ok, 3 inches, we must change it now. I really wish she would have changed it. It bugs me every time I see it, just cuz I know the truth.
Good Times
So I was watching Gilmore Girls, big shocker there, and I was watching the episode where Luke teaches Lorelai how to fish, and it just brought back so many memories of my Dad teaching me how to fish. And when I say he taught me how to fish, I mean, he would take me out to a lake, with all the intentions of teaching me, but as soon as we saw a fish, he would be like, "Ok now watch how I do this and then later repeat it," just because what he really wanted to do was fish, and not really teach how, that or maybe it was the ADD, who knows. That's not to say I didn't have a good time. I would at the very least start off having a good time, but watching fishing, after a while, just gets BORing, I know cuz my Dad would also subject me to watching fishing on TV, which is SUPER boring. I only ever caught one fish, and it was so small, just like in a sitcom or something. But, I guess at the end of the day, it was fun. So now I leave you with some old camping/fishing pics of my Dad. Enjoy!
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