Last night, Allegra and I were playing Mario Kart, as per usual, when we got a knock on the door. Game paused, Allegra got up and answered the door. There were two guys, and they wanted to party.
Guys[I'm grouping them collectively]: What are you guys doing?
Allegra: Playing mario kart.
Guys: Can we play?
Allegra: If you want. [awkward pause] What are you doing here?
Guys: Looking for a party. Do you smoke.
Allegra: No sorry, no party here. I have a paper due tomorrow.
Guys: Awe that's too bad.
shuts door
Me: [whispering] Lock the door.
Allegra: What?
Me: [still whispering] Lock the door.
Allegra: What?
Me: Lock the damn door.
Allegra: Oh...
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