You Know You've Played Too Much Mario Kart When...

...you lay your head down to go to bed, and you're still playing the game.

True story.

Go Ahead. Make My Day.

Today I was walking to class, Disease! [which, btw, is the most awesome class there is], wearing my Fun Run shirt.  There were these two guys walking behind us, talking about italian homework slash maybe a test.  One of them noticed my shirt, and started reading aloud 'michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure' followed by 'where can I get that, I want it.'

Totally made my day.

Then I got a hundred on the 'unannounced' announced pop quiz in my disease! class.

So yeah.  It was an awesome day.

You Know You're Crazy When...

...you think a lawn mower sounds like rain.

This happened the other day.  I was laying in bed, in that state of half-awake/half-asleep, and some body was mowing the lawns in from of the Humanities building.  And I literally remember saying to myself, 'oh, that guy must like the rain, since he has that sign on his mower and he wants it to sound like the rain.'  Ok first thing,  I was def not looking outside at the mower, it was all in my head [and he was like totally driving a tractor, not a mower].  

And last time I checked, a lawn mower sounds nothing like rain.

I'm an Idiot

Last night, as I lay in bed trying to sleep, I got really hot. So I decided that I needed to open my window up more. So I pulled up my blinds a little bit and stood up, when I thought I saw a spider on my blinds. So I freaked out and turned on a light to make sure.

There was no spider, it was just the string all gathered up. So I go back to open my window, when I see, what I think is a spider on my window, just chillin out. I literally am so terrified that I am frozen in place. I grab a shoe to you know fling it out the window. I must have just stood there for like five or ten minutes. Obviously I couldn't just close the blinds and pretend the spider wasn't there. I would keep thinking there was a spider crawling on me, and that would not be good, I would never be able to get to sleep. When I finally got enough courage to flick it out...

...it turns out it wasn't a spider, but a smudge on my window. So I proceeded to open my window, close my blinds and go back to trying to sleep.

Just Thought I Would Post This Video

It's Just My Opinion, But It's True.

As most of you know, I am a huge Barack Obama supporter. He is by far the most eloquent and charismatic politician in my generation that I can remember, since you know Clinton was when I was too young to appreciate him. I mean, I've been a, for lack of a better word, fan of Barack Obama since 2004, when he gave that really awesome speech at the DNC. Then I saw him on the Daily Show a couple of times, and was like, 'this guy is pretty awesome. I hope he runs come the next election cycle.' And when he announced, it was like I was actually excited to vote, and to be able to put my vote behind someone I actually believed in. I mean, say what you will about the man, but you cannot deny his public speaking ability. I was seriously moved during his more than fourty minute long speech.



I swear if John McCain is elected I don't know what I would do. Probably cry. Consider leaving the country, since clearly it will only go down further into the shitter. The sad thing is I used to like McCain, way back in 2000, when he had the straight talk express, and he seemed way cooler and more honest. It seems like in the years since that election, when bush cock blocked him from the white house, his integrity has just gone down the hole. OH and the part where he picked a female vice president, most likely just to get the Hilary supporters who are still too bitter that she's no longer in the running to vote for Obama. It's like seriously people, do you really want four more years of Bush policy? I didn't think so. Sarah Palin is seriously just the wrong choice for female voters. It's like she's anti-feminist [voting against abortion even if the girl was raped], anti-polar bear [she was against putting the polar bear on the endangered species list because...], anti-environment [...it would stop from alloying them to drill in Alaska], and the part where she is a gun toting conservative. The chick is the govenor from Alaska, whose total population would only equal the 18th most populus city in the whole of the US. She has no fucking experience.

Ok total tangant, but anyway. This election means something. So i'm glad I'm old enough to be able to vote and to hopefully make a difference, even though California is a democrat state, so it's going to go to Obama anyway. Still. I like to think that my vote counts.

Oh yeah, I was watching Tv with my mom, when this commercial came on. It's like really weird and funny [stick around for the very end of the video, best part]:

Here's a Phrase I Will Never Understand...

Popular comedian Dane Cook.

I just don't understand how this guy is considered 'funny,' cuz he's not. In fact, I think he might be one of the unfunniest persons I've ever heard speak. And the sad part is, he thinks he's fucking hilarious.

Well I've got news of you: he isn't. He totally sucks ass. AND he totally steals jokes from other, way more funnier, comedians. Like Demetri Martin or Louis C.K., and I'm thinking even Nick Swardson. All of these guys are much, MUCH, funnier.

Here is some proof:





I mean, I'd say they are too similar to be coincidences. Plus it doesn't hurt that Dane Cook is a total douche bag. And I find it really disturbing that he totally looks like John Krasinski, since I love John Krasinski, and fucking hate Dane Cook. Like I seriously wonder how this guy gets movie jobs, because from what I have seen, he totally sucks ass. Oh and plus the fact that all his movies have done terribly. I guess I can some what get the appeal. He's kind of good looking. That is until he opens his fucking mouth, and the douchiest shit comes flying out.

Yet the guy fucking sells out huge venus, which I will never understand. How can that many people think he is that goddamned hilarious? I would never pay any money to see that guy live.

Anyway. I found this video on youtube that I thought just exemplified Dane Cook:



The funny thing is, that guy doing Dane Cook is actually way funnier than Dane Cook.